Amalgamated North Pole Industries. L.L.C.
100 Candy Cane lane
North Pole, Arctic Circle 10001

December 17, 2007

To Whom it May Concern,

Last january, in a moment of tequila induced mayhem, the naughty elves trashed a bar in St. Thomas. A probation officer assigned to one of these little trolls recently disclosed to government officials that I had been running an “International Airport.” I was immediately served with innumerable fines, environmental impact studies, licensing fees and what not. They set up a security screening checkpoint and brought in a slew of anti terrorist analysts. I had to convert a section of the old electric train workshop into living quarters for the contingent of “Homeland Security” Agents who would now be working the Reindeer flyway. In accordance with F.A.A. anti-terrorist guidelines, I can no longer fly with; gels,liquids,sharp objects, unusual electronics, or WRAPPED PRESENTS!!!

Therefore, I must regretfully inform you all that Christmas is hereby cancelled.

Sincerely,

K. Kringle
C.E.O. A.N.P.I. LLC.