Amalgamated North Pole Enterprises. L.L.C.
100 Candy Cane lane
North Pole, Arctic Circle 10001
Date 12/24/08
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Recently, a group of reporters, who were in our area working on post election stories, acci-dently dropped a newspaper which was regrettably found by one of the elves. They were shocked and then angered when they saw the pay and benefits that the U.A.W. had been re-ceiving. Taking into consideration the fact that for years they have worked for little more than candy canes and eggnog, their threatened strike …