For the most part, my reaction to the Tiger trouser snake scandal has been a ‘Kanye shrug’. I certainly wouldn’t want the absolute worst moments of my marriage all over the tabloids. On the other hand, I conduct myself in such a way that even the worst moments wouldn’t be particularly interesting or considered outrageous by anyone other than my hubby.

I am perplexed as to why Gatorade hasn’t dropped Tiger Woods endorsement deal yet. But then again, it is an energy drink. I guess it all makes then since at the time of this post, Tiger’s up to 7 dalliances. That’s a lot of strokes for any putter.

And no, it is not lost on me that all of Tiger’s down low paramours are not of the black, Latino or Asian persuasion. I can’t say I’m surprised. I mean, the man couldn’t even give ‘black’ a whole word in his self-descriptor of ‘Cablinasian’. Black only got the *bluhh*.

Anyhow, step back with me to a funnier time. Courtesy of Chappelle’s Show, I present The Racial Draft:

HA! What’s YOUR take?